New York, New York

I LOVE my New York Housewives!! Glad to have my old friends back in action! It seems as if so much has happened since last season. Ramona is back and crazier than ever. Her face is pulled tighter and her eyes bulge out even more than before. What was she thinking sporting a bikini?!?!? Jill was right....she should not be in a bikini!!!
Bethany seems to have become so egotistical. She is so into herself and her new boyfriend. I think that she used Jill when she had no one else and is now so into herself she seems to have forgotten how she got to where she is. The Countess is countless!! I loved how when asked about dating, she replied that it is hard to find someone like her husband. Wow.....what is she thinking??? Her husband was living a double life with a beautiful, young girlfriend in another country!! Why oh why is she looking for another man like that??? Countless and brainless!!!The only void in the show for me was that my FAVORITE housewife was missing....Simon!!!!!! Where was he??? Why was he not on the yacht with Alex?? As you know they do everything together. I really wanted to see him stretched out on top of the yacht in his thong bikini!! (now thats HOT!!) Did you also notice that in the previews for the upcoming season, they did not show him once????? Could he be in rehab??? Could he finally have come out of the closet and left Alex??? Or is he locked in a closet in his hotel still writing his parenting book? Is he in pre school full time with Francois?? Where or where is my favorite housewife Alex????? If he has left the show, I may have to leave as well!!!!