JoJo.. Look very closely at the heel of Kate's dancin' shoes!  Do those practical pumps look familiar?

Kelly Osbourne thinks that Kate has a chance of winning the competition...

Does that mean Buzz does too?

JoJo- I have not posted this week because I was working on "horse healthcare".....an area of healthcare yet untouched by politicians!  My miniature pony (boy) was kicked in the face by a horse (girl).  I feel sorry for the pony but, he has Matt Roloffs ego!  So, you know, he deserved a good whack!

Does any one know where CakeBoss is located?  I want to go for a good cannoli or cupcake over SpringBreak!

So....Did anyone see the new reality show that premiered last night called PRETTY WILD??? OMG...if you did not see it you must tune in. I am not even sure how to describe it. It features 3 sisters and their mom. Their mom use to pose in Playboy and that is all she wants for her daughters. She is crazy, the two older daughters (ages 19 and 18) are WILD and the youngest daughter (15 years old) is the only one who has any sense!!! Way more sense than the mom!!!!You have got to see it to believe it!!! The middle sister, Alexis, was arrested last night for robbing the homes of celebrities such as Paris Hilton and Audrina from THE HILLS. She and her friends were obsessed with stars and reality stars and decided to "go shopping" at the homes of their favorite celebrities and steal their clothes, purses, shoes and jewelry for their own use. It is very funny that these girls were obsessed with reality tv stars and now,almost as punishment for stealing from their favorite stars, they are rewarded with a reality show and are now reality stars themselves!! This family from PRETTY WILD makes the Kardashians seem more like THE WALTONS!!!!

Why did everyone (except Gretchen) decide to wear a shade of purple?  They must have chosen ahead of time.  Even Kelly Ripa wore purple in her Electrolux commercial!  

I have never seen anything more horrendous than Andy Cohen's look last night...what is the color of his suit?  Why does he have to make those goofy faces?

Does Andy Cohen drive anyone else crazy......

Rosie!!!!

I have but one thing to say......the divorce was the best thing that ever happened to Rosie!!! Damn that housekeeper is looking hot!!! She is free of the Countess....no more stress and she looks ten years younger! (I think a lot of the stress came from hiding all of the men that the Countess had while she was married!! How does Ramona know that??) Maybe Rosie was having a fling with the Count....that would explain where she got all of that bling bling!!! I wonder if the Count misses the Red Snapper too?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?

The nyc housewives never dissappoint....first, Romana is as dumb as Lynn from the OC. I like when she saw Alex and said ''SO LONG NO SEE"......then she said ''YOU ARE MAKING A MOUNTAIN OUT OF A MOW HILL!"
Simon's little curly cue was so cute! His hair cut looks liked Lloyd Christmas's. (jim carey, from dumb and dumber).
But, let's talk Rosie! She was dripping in jewels, her hair was straightened and no housekeeper should have those perfectly manicured nails. I think Luanne was jealous of her. Did you notice when she said ''Rosie, how do I look?" Poor Luanne, the Count has made her insecure.
I kinda like Bethany's boyfriend, but how does he stand that constant chatter?? She exhausts me.
Why is Kelly so tan?? I bet she has a tanning bed in her house.
I can't take Ramona's unjustified large ego, but I do like her Hampton house soooo much better than Luanne's. p.s is it my television or are all the ladies wearing purple eye shadow?

Wanted: Dead or Alive

"considered dangerously chauvinistic"

Oh, one more observation: Looks like Tamra has a new "BFF"........her son Ryan! He despised Simon so he must be sooo happy. I'm sure there is a room for Ryan in Tamra's new condo. Then they can go out together on the town when Simon has the kids . They can get ready together in the condo....have a few drinks while primping. Ryan won't say anything about her slutty outfits. Tamra won't yell at him for not having a job or getting another tatoo. It's PERFECT!!!!

Not much to say about last nite's OC reunion. The big news is that Gretchen finally got some new "girls". They were keeping it on the "down low" for some stupid reason. Congrats,Gretchen, it's about time you kept up with the ever-growing breasts of the OC ladies.
Um, when is someone going to tell Lynn she is allowed to move her head around? I'm glad she took her Doctor's orders after her face-lift and did not wash or blow dry her hair or make any sudden movements. Recovery is over!! Please,Lynn, we need to know if you are able to make any facial expressions or move your head from side to side!
Tamra looks sooo much happier! Free from Simon!!!! Yipee.....can't wait to see what she gets up to!!
As to NYC:
JoJo- I am going with rehab for housewife Simon. 2nd choice:full-time nursery school with Francois (although I think that's where Alex would prefer to be)

p.s. bethany is so dumb...did'nt her other "jason" break up w/ her cause being on the show caused problems w/ his job and got him fired?????
Now she is sending nude photos of herself to her new jason, to his work e-mail!!!

I am shaking in my boots waiting for the reunion show tonight. I know there will be lots of cat fights and big egoes. I will report back after.
As for NYC gals...I feel that Luanne is getting really mean..not lady like at all. Since her divorce from the Count she seems to be acting alot like Gena from the oc housewives, after her husband left her. Nasty, caddy...next thing you know she will begaining 50 lbs. Poor Louanne. And why the hell would she want to find a new husband like her old (old) husband? Some people never learn. I wonder if the Count left her any money or maybe she is broke like the the OC gals? I would love to see the countess working in the Gap.

New York, New York

I LOVE my New York Housewives!! Glad to have my old friends back in action! It seems as if so much has happened since last season. Ramona is back and crazier than ever. Her face is pulled tighter and her eyes bulge out even more than before. What was she thinking sporting a bikini?!?!? Jill was right....she should not be in a bikini!!!
Bethany seems to have become so egotistical. She is so into herself and her new boyfriend. I think that she used Jill when she had no one else and is now so into herself she seems to have forgotten how she got to where she is. The Countess is countless!! I loved how when asked about dating, she replied that it is hard to find someone like her husband. Wow.....what is she thinking??? Her husband was living a double life with a beautiful, young girlfriend in another country!! Why oh why is she looking for another man like that??? Countless and brainless!!!The only void in the show for me was that my FAVORITE housewife was missing....Simon!!!!!! Where was he??? Why was he not on the yacht with Alex?? As you know they do everything together. I really wanted to see him stretched out on top of the yacht in his thong bikini!! (now thats HOT!!) Did you also notice that in the previews for the upcoming season, they did not show him once????? Could he be in rehab??? Could he finally have come out of the closet and left Alex??? Or is he locked in a closet in his hotel still writing his parenting book? Is he in pre school full time with Francois?? Where or where is my favorite housewife Alex????? If he has left the show, I may have to leave as well!!!!

I can sleep well knowing that Kate Gosselin is working hard in her basement to prepare for "Dancing With The Stars".  How generous that the show has reached out to everyone's favorite single mother of 8.  I am skeptical, Kate has never appeared too graceful.... even while preparing sparse meals on paper plates,  screaming at her sister-in-law over chewed gum, crying on delayed flights to Utah, complaining about her endless supply of laundry, debating with Jon on their filming chair, forbidding the children to use paint or markers and, even in her new basement!

Well, for the sake of the ratings (and my personal entertainment) I hope that she doesn't trip on her toes the first night out!

http://www.tmz.com/2010/03/02/kate-gosselin-dancing-with-the-stars-dance-studio-tony-dovolani/

Is Scott grooming a mullet?  

No wonder the high-fashioned family doesn't like him!

Ok I had a late nite catching up on the Housewives.
Holy crap that finale was something else!
So Tamra and Simon are headed for the big divorce. Thank God. He is frightening. Too bad Tamra got that stupid tatoo on her finger!!
Maybe Simon and Kate Gosselin should hook up??
My highlight was seeing Shane...ooh la la. He still sounds like a hot head though.
Can we discuss all the mothers of the housewives with their hideous plastic surgery? They look like freaks esp Alexis' mom. And Alexis got a job at her plastic surgeon's office....how
perfect!
Don't forget to watch the OC reunion Wed. at 9. Looks promising:)

As for the Manhattan. I think we are in for some fun with them.
Looks like they dislike each other more than the OC wives.
Bethany is totally "lemoned" by everyone but she doesn't seem to care cuz she finally got her new man. And she is still hilarious.
Ramona, dear God, what is up with her. She needs to "renew" her brain while she is working "morning,night ,and day" on her jewelry. I used to defend her . I'm not sure I will this season.
The Countess is messed up.....she has got to cheer up and stop picking fights.
Stay tuned!!!

FYI- for all our bloggers out there.....Housewives marathon tonite til 2 a.m. If you missed, catch up and add your thoughts good or bad.
So , do you think Frank will blow his last chance with Lynn and those perfect daughters? Do you think he will have to switch careers to provide the lifestyle the girls are so used to......or will Lynn's fancy cuffs take off???

Where do I begin..the OC finale was better than expected. First of all Lynn, should run over that obnoxious, self serving, entitled, young alcoholic, faker, drama queen daughter of hers w/ her soon to be repossed car! Even though I love Lynn cause she is as dumb as dirt and addicted to her post face lift pain meds, she's gotta lose that kid of hers. I am pretty sure we will see her on 16 and pregnant (mtv) next season. Lynn will probably try to breast feed the kid for her.
Love seeing Lori, boy did she get her face pulled tight! No more --'s for George.
I think all women should be proud of their bodies big or small.....but ( no pun intended) Vicki's can was the size of Mount Rushmore in that yellow dress, what was she thinking! But as always she stood by poor ole' Tamra's side. Jojo, I agree w/ you about Simon being scarry. I would not close my eyes if I were married to him.
Oh and our forever spiritual Alexis and her husband Jim who has so kindly offered to bring Lynn's husband to church with their family...maybe he'll see the way.
Slade and Gretchen..I don't know what to say..except that she looked like the teeny weeny ballerina that would spin around in my childhhod music box.

Welcome!

Welcome to Reality View!!!! This is a site all about our favorite realty tv shows. We love many reality shows. One show that we love that is presently on is the Real Housewives. Thursday night was like winning the jackpot......the season finale of the OC housewives AND the season premier of the New York Housewives!!!!! There is so much to say about both shows.
First...The OC
Simon is a mean, mean hurtful man! I am pretty sure if cameras were not present Tamara would be in the hospital because I feel certain that Simon would have punched her! He is so controlling!!! I am not sure who is more controlling.....Simon or Alexis's husband!! (and by the way...what is up with his hair???? Jim is sooo creepy!!)
Vicki looked horrible in her dress!!!! She is way too big in the trunk for such a small dress!!!!
Gretchen and Slade looked CRAZY!!!!
Lynn...well...what should I say about Lynn?? She is my favorite housewife!! I want to be addicted to prescription drugs just like her!!!! She is such a GOOD mom!!! I can see why she did not know that her under age daughters were getting drunk right under her nose....that limo was way too big and since her face lift her eyes are pulled so tight she can't see that far away!!!!!

Gotta go!! Join me tomorrow when we discuss the friends from NY!!!!

March 4....An Infamous Night

Last night could bring out the obsessive-compulsive in any reality TV fan!  After 9 hours of TV viewing The Real Housewives of Orange County exited the back door as the New York Housewives slammed through the front.  I am going to miss Vicky,Tamra,Gretchen,Alexis,Lynn and their families! Never Fear... I may survive with the support from my neighbors in New York! 

 It's going to take some getting used to: Orange County is not Manhattan.  I grew familiar with the OC ladies' blonde, tan, over-botoxed look.  I liked how they socialized with white wine and blended drinks (with straws) in the sun.  Without a care for failing careers they drove their motorcycles with abandon, organized "girls' night outs", tatooed their fingers to prove their marital commitment, opted for major plastic surgery.   I wondered how, in Orange County, a child is just as likely to to serve a jail sentence as they are to attend college.  Gone are the easy going days of Orange County...

And on to the uptight, intense Manhattan approach!  So far, Ramona has had her first meltdown, The Countess has had her fragile demeanor shattered, Jill and Bethany have lost their best friends, and Kelly is a psycho-boyfriend-abuser.  So much more to follow....          

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